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Sloppy Hofmann

When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.
He said he was hungry and horny, so I made him a Sloppy Hofmann.
by Yanbo May 2, 2010
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Homance

The relationship between a Pimp and his Ho.
"Phatman and Sugar are fully in a Homance"

"The shadows in the alley hid the fact that Sapphire only had 4 teeth. A rat scuttered across his foot and the Homance of the situation wasn't lost on the Phatman"

"Their Homance is built on dollar bills for cheap thrills"

"it's so Homantic the way Phatman uses his pimp hand on Angel"

"Homance is love on the streets"
by grogboy January 16, 2011
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kimberly hofmann

they most amazing girl in the world. the one with the smile that will just change your day for the better. the most beautiful girl in the world. the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you ever see her smile you will then know the defintion of the word perfect. the most caring girl you will ever meet. shes the meaning of the word perfect and nothing can ever change that.
by mr. hofmann December 3, 2011
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Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.
Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.
by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020
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Hofmann

A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
Toucan Sam got surgery on his beak just so he wouldn't look like a canary compared to Hofmann.
by Friendly'z January 27, 2008
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Hohman

A last name that originated in Germany. Most Hohmans are characterized by red hair and other appealing German characteristics. Some common forms include Homan and Hohmann
Person1:Wow, look at all those gorgeous red-haired people.
Person 2: That must be someone from the Hohman family.
by xxxalisha91xxx February 6, 2010
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tim henman

Unusual phenomena whereby loosing actually increases a sportmans following. Normally followed by an avid following every year at Wimbledon by an army of rich tennis lovvies. In recognition of his ability to loose to just about any player able to hold a racket he has been given the nickname tiger. A very apt description if Tigers are gutless, boring and serial tennis champ loosers.
Fortunatley, for Britain, he is still playing Tennis in the hope one day he will win a tournament. Currently he is hoping to enter the womens tennis tour since he he has all the prerequisites for being female
I think we might loose thet football , its looking like another Henman day
by binsurfer December 11, 2003
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