honku

The act of a high school male going up to another high school male and grabbing their nuts as hard as they can and yelling "honku!" Very painful on the recieving end.

All those faggot cowboys ever do is fuck sheep and have honku wars.

by Odin July 11, 2003

honus

A honus is a person or people who follow you around everywhere. They are also very undesirable and most of the time awkward. The down side to honi is that they act as a major cock block to because girls don't want to be in there awkward presence. When you shun or try to get rid of a honus or honi it will prove futile. THEY NEVER LEAVE!!

"oh my gosh this honus has been following us everywhere, the girls won't even look at me!"
" I feel you dude."

"Alright guys lets try to leave before the honi know."
*everyone runs*

by honus destroyer September 24, 2013

honksoup

When you're so incredibly angry at someone and you want to spew hot words of meanness so badly you need to puke.

"He's in for some honksoup when I see him!!

by DeeDeex2 August 27, 2011

hookus

A combination of hoopla and ruckus, a hookus is something that's a hassle or big deal.

Nah, I don't want to go over to her house today. It's gonna be a real hookus.

Geeze, Jim, you don't have to make this into such a hookus.

by curmudgeon95 March 30, 2009

Honkstibate

To masturbate whilst drinking liquid (not cum).

I was thirsty AND horny last night, so i decided to Honkstibate!

by MONKEYBRAIN0 February 2, 2014

Honkasian

A Honky Caucasian. An ultra stereotypical white American. A confederate flag waving, pickup truck driving, coon hunting , coal mining, Nashville music loving, slack jawed, buck toothed, six toed, NASCAR enthusiast who parks his house trailer under the big sign in the Winn-Dixie parking lot.

After years of trying,Sonny Monroe finally got to give "super mega dittos" to Rush Limbaugh on the big guys radio show.
Today, Sonny Monroe is the happiest honkasian in the USA.

by XamI July 13, 2009

honkusdonkeezz

A peff, a real ploth.

Yo dats a Honkusdonkeezz

by pooooooooooooooooooooooooof June 1, 2022