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honkey plate

when a white person goes into a ethnic restaurant and gets shorted on food compared to the customers who are more ethnically like the food served?
when the two chineese guys in front of you each get 6 prawns and you get two and yer white it's not a mistake, you've been honkey plated
by Dogg Erickson July 6, 2009
mugGet the honkey platemug.

couch honkey

That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.
That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.
by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006
mugGet the couch honkeymug.

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter
did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey
by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010
mugGet the cock honkeymug.

Honkey

Derogatory slang for a person of caucasian appearance or decent.
Orriginated as the last thing many "coloured fella's" heard before being hit by a car driven by a "Honkey". As many of the "Coloured" were uneducated and inarticulate the term spread.
Anyone refering to a person as honkey is citing reference of ancestors with "skid marks" (from car tyres, disambiguation)
1: You honkey bitch!
2: *Beep Beep*
by 10secondspecial December 14, 2008
mugGet the Honkeymug.

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.
I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.
by Voneville September 14, 2005
mugGet the honkey tonkmug.

Bull honkey

To be utterly positivley false without question.
Barbara: Yo, this water tastes like Camel Urine.
Dylan: Bull honkey, it tastes like a fine wine.
by Ian H. October 23, 2005
mugGet the Bull honkeymug.

honkey donkey

When are you going to let me ride your new honkey donkey?
by Lunchbag March 28, 2010
mugGet the honkey donkeymug.

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