The Hobbit

An evil killer with a white face and skin, black eyes, a long robe, and has one curly hair on his head. He is very evil. BEWARE

Susie: OMG! look behind you its the hobbit!
George: what..no...aaaah aaaaaaaahhhh!

by Anonymys January 05, 2005

Hobbit

- an imaginary being similar to a person but smaller and with hairy feet; invented by J.R.R. Tolkien

- Ted Thomaidis

(noun)

"You better not be calling me a HOBBIT!!"

by The Hobbit @ GMAIL May 01, 2008

Hobbiting

THE ACT OF SMOKING, DRINKING, AND MUNCHING OUT IN ONE SITTING.

"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"

by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013

Hobbit

A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".

(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.

by ro91 November 25, 2005

Hobbit

A short person

She is such a hobbit

by Beboy35 October 21, 2014

Hobbit

A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.

Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!

Man, Hobbit, quit playing WOW, you fag!

by EP_SWAT September 18, 2007

hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it

by Phandom 101 April 04, 2015