Herpetual offender

Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.

I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!

by Ultramega June 3, 2010

Herperderp

Herperderp Adj, N. Adj: somebody who dwells in their own idiocy without realizing some sort of folly. N: Herperderp is pure 100% idiocy without revelation.

"Don't spread that herperderp you have there!" (N).

"Your herperderp has really folded on you hasn't it?" (Adj).

by Thelithor June 7, 2011

Computer Herpes

Any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.

I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.

by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012

art herpes

Glitter. Once you use it, it's on you, your clothes, and your belongings forever.

"God damn it, it's been months since I used any glitter and there's still art herpes everywhere!"

by technosauruspunk September 5, 2017

Art Room Herpes

The glitter you get on you in the art room. Gets all over your hands, face, and EVERYWHERE... and when you check your hair five years later, it's still there.

Person 1: "Dude, there's glitter in your hair."
Person 2: "Yeah, just got some art room herpes. It won't go away!"

by whiterabbit006 January 27, 2010

herpesyphilaids

A deadly trifecta of the most horrible and common STD’s. Notorious for causing discomfort while urinating, sores or lesions on the male or female genitals and inability to fight off infection.

pronounced - herpe-syphil-aids

Girl 1: Trent might be hot but he is a man whore, I hear he has herpesyphilaids.
Girl 2: Damn, nevermind.

I just got tested for the first time and came back clean; I can't believe don't have herpesyphilaids after college.

by lindy September 22, 2007

Super Herpes

A special version of herpes that isn't just like bad luggage it's that really bad leopard print luggage.
Highly contagious and often contracted after interactions of any sort with hookers.

Damn, I got super herpes from the garbage can over there.

by Luigi87000 February 21, 2009