heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick

Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?

by Lanzerr September 19, 2009

heterosexual sex

the best thing ever.

sexual intercourse between opposite genders.

"cutie keep going with that heterosexual sex"

by whistheblawg November 9, 2023

Heterosexual twink

A straight male ages 18-22 who lacks bodyhair, has a cute, boyish appearance, has good hygiene, a skin care routine, regularly washes and conditions his hair, is a pretty boy, and usually blonde with long hair. They’re definitely not very butch, however they are confident and every once in a while engage in butch activities. They generally have more straight female friends than the average straight male because they have more in common. Often times is a lifter yet is smol, weighing 150-170 lbs and looking more like a clothing model or a 300 cast member than a strongman or powerlifter. Heterosexual twinks should not be confused with fuckboys because they are commonly saving themselves for marriage, have a normal sized penis, actually know how to dominate and please a woman both sexually and emotionally, and are not assholes who are full of themselves.

Girl: “Hey do you see that guy over there standing next to that hairy 210 lb man who looks like a grizzly bear?”

Girl: “Oh you mean that cute ass heterosexual twink?”

by Bradmakesgains December 11, 2019

heterosexual i.d.

A theoretical form of identification issued to heterosexuals (mostly males) which can be revoked if the person acts sufficiently "gay". This doesnt really apply to people who know they're gay, because they wouldnt want the ID.

"Dude if you touch his balls one more time i'm gonna have to revoke your heterosexual i.d. card.

by Notorious R.E.D. February 7, 2007

heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

by Action Steve May 28, 2006

Heterosexual-Male

A male sexually interested in women (plural).

Q: That guy wants to have 2 girlfriends, does that make him a chauvinist?

A: No, it just means that he is a Heterosexual-Male.

credit: Johnny Soporno

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 26, 2017

heterosexual lifemate

Your closest platonic friend.

Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.

by IceIceBurghy March 16, 2009