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T-Herbert Jeffrey

The most amazing 7th grade math teacher in existence. He may have bad math jokes, but he has an amazing personality.
Mainly known as TJ.
T-Herbert Jeffrey, if you are reading this, thank you for teaching us.
by qwertREEEEEEEEEE June 30, 2021
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miles heizer

a talented netflix actor with a voice so pretty he could make the dictionary sound interesting.
"i recognise that actor, he's miles heizer!"
by cynicalwish September 1, 2021
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heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.
by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011
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Frank Herbert

A popular science fiction author. More specifically, the creator of the Dune series of books. Dune centers around the planet Arakis which is the only source of the Spice, the substance that keeps the Galactic Empire functioning.
Frank Herbert wrote the book Dune, widely considered one of the best works of science fiction ever created.
by Phantom_1thrd November 6, 2008
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Hezzer

Mate that hezzer you sold to my Nan absolutely nailed her. She hasn't been the same since kid.
by Pershore Soldiers November 16, 2011
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Turf Herder

A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009
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nerf herder

1. Derogatory term used by Princess Leia in order to demean Han Solo, thus hiding her true emotions.

2. A pretty cool band that heard a pretty cool phrase in The Empire Strikes Back and embraced it as their own.

3. Probably a Kevin Smith reference somewhere in the movie universe.
Insulter: "Hey, generic insultee! You're a fat, slovenly Nerf Herder!"
by Run-GMC December 16, 2004
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