Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle

The point where the auriculotemporal nerve wraps around the meningeal branch of the maxillary nerve located in the lateral aspect of the face. It is often referred to as the window to the soul by anatomists.

My girl was sucking my dick too hard and when I busted she severed her torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle. Now she can't feel her face

by Hirschprung Squirt Sign May 14, 2023

Herlentz

Just that nigga. With the biggest dick and hardcore drug dealer. You can get anything you need from herlentz

Damn nigga i smoked all my ceff, just hit up herlentz

by Real words only July 10, 2019

turd herder

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter

Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Hurdle

a strange looking metal thing that evil track coaches like to stick in a decent runner's way. sometimes used as a verb.

its a lot more complicated than it looks, and trust me, it will give you shin splints.

Track girl #1: Hey, are you gonna hurdle today?
Track girl # 2: yep, unfortunately.

by hurdler May 2, 2006

Headley

a person who gives the best oral on the daily

Baby i can't go down again im no headley

by sever101 October 10, 2008

Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006