Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.

Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"

by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009

skid-hopping

(verb) Holding onto the back or back bumper of a car or truck while it drives on a snow covered road. Often the person will squat down while being pulled. The person is essentially skiing horizontally on their shoes. Very very dangerous. Less common now that cars do not have separate rear bumpers.

During the snowfall my friends and I went out skid-hopping until the police came.

by larito January 27, 2011

Cuzzi Hoppin

The art and practice of hopping between jacuzzis(Cuzzis) throughout a specific location or town across time and space. Your Cuzzi Hoppin level increases based on the difficulty of your Cuzzi Hoppin operation. It is an acquired skill that requires intense training and preparation/planning beforehand. The use of satellite mapping is often used in pre-planning and preparation. You may even need to blend in with crowds at cocktail parties in order to reach your destination. Notorious high level cuzzi hoppers exist in the area of Gainesville, Florida around the college town area and are known to have infiltrated fortresses to accomplish their pool and cuzzi hoppin needs/tasks.

Guy 1: Alright! We got through the first of seven barriers! Someone hold the door open while we search for a resident to open the next gate! Seven Barriers later: YEAAA!!! WE HERE!!! Who wants to dive to the bottom of the fountain and see whats at the bottom?!?
Guy 2: Yo we'll go the 6th floor to change and then come back down
Guy 1: We are literally level 10 and higher now.
Guy 3: We literally spent 7 hours hoppin today. This was literally one of the greatest hoppin days. He just went from a rookie to an all pro hopper. Yo Cuzzi Hoppin!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

Avocado Hopping

The act of visiting multiple establishments within a single outing in an effort to find the most ripe of Avocados.

"I've gotta go avocado hopping before the kick-back tomorrow- need to be sure we get ourselves some ripe avocados."

by shred wards September 2, 2018

garage hopping

Stealing alcohol from garage refrigerators besides your own.

Hey Jorge, drive me around while I go garage hopping to save up for Spring Break.

by aka Jorge Felipe Gonzalez April 16, 2006

daylight savings time bar hopping

on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday

'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'

'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'

'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'

by Paul S.W. October 29, 2006

nigga hoppin

when a girl goes to one boy to another

girl hugs one boy and says she loves him and then goes to another boy and starts flirting with him
"bitch why you nigga hoppin??"

by Grey Lotus November 13, 2009