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hemmyphobia

*me pooping or doing anal*
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(
by hemmygirl November 29, 2023
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Hemmy

The loving name for the sentient bulbous growth (hemorrhoid) in one’s ass whom was conceived through passionate butt sex and pooping too hard.
We had a long drawn out custody battle over who would get to keep Hemmy.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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Hemmed-Up

The act of being held up by the police.
Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.
by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025
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Hemmy

A 2026 slang that originates from the Comedy Central show “Legends of Chamberlain Heights”.
The character Milton “Milk” Chambers refers to people as Hemmy, which is actually him just saying Homie but in his accent.
Milk: Where you goin hemmy?

Arab Guy: Uh, to the Bathroom?
by StoryOfUndertale1 January 27, 2026
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Hemmy

A term a white guy made up to call people homie

another way to say homie
Milk: “where you going hemmy?”
Muslim guy: “uh to the bathroom.”
Milk: “thats all you better be doing in there.”
by Dontmakememadbruh🥹 November 30, 2025
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dirty hemmy

When a person shits on a old lady's hemeroid then licks it off
I gave her a dirty hemmy for her 80th birth day
by turkish cleaner September 19, 2016
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Jerzy Hemmer

Wow! That girl jerzy hemmer is a lesbian. I caught here eating a girl out for her pleasure in a back of a ford!!
by orange dog January 17, 2021
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