*me pooping or doing anal*
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(
My thoughts: Oh no, I'm pushing too hard; I am going to get hemorrhoids. Everybody will know me as the person with a purple jellybean on my wrinkly hole. I must stop this before its too late.
Me: We must depart before its too late.
Them: What?
Me: I have hemmyphobia
Them: Huh?
Me: The fear of hemorrhoids :(
by hemmygirl November 29, 2023
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You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.
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The character Milton “Milk” Chambers refers to people as Hemmy, which is actually him just saying Homie but in his accent.
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Muslim guy: “uh to the bathroom.”
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