Heffer

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.

Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.

by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022

Heffer

Big bitch in a small car

God Damn, Look at that heffer in that smart car over there

by Bigdickvincent March 12, 2022

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

Heffer

A form of large animal

Or Cameron Eagleson’s mother

She’s one big heffer I tell ye

by SlamTheSham January 15, 2020

Heffer

A form of large cattle
Or Cameron keighlesons’ ma

She’s a big heffer I tell ye

by SlamTheSham January 15, 2020

Heffer

A term of endearment reserved for only the most special women.

Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.

There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.

That girl is my Heffer. There is no better.

by Brown County Bandit April 25, 2023

Honky Heffer

It is a woman that is mainly on your back burner and gives you troubles

Dude last night that honky heffer was great!

by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009