heese

the multiple of horse

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!

by ralph November 18, 2004

Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

heezay

An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three.

Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay.

by Dan July 18, 2004

Fee-hee-hee-heeneh!

The catchphrase of the character Eric from Boy Meets World as he addresses poor old Mr Feeney. Eric also once made a customized doll that played this phrase when you pulled its string.

Eric: Feeney? Is that you?
Mr. Feeney: Maybe if I'm quiet he'll go away.
Eric: Feeney! Fee-hee-hee-heeneh! Dog!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

heebeegeebees

the feeling of adrenalin rushing up your spine when scared.

Get it away from me its giving me the heebeegeebees.

by ratman September 2, 2003

heeheehee

What your creepy substitute teacher says when you ask what question 4 is

me : what is the answer to question 4?
creepy sub : ive not actually read that one yet heeheehee
me : *runs away*

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

heefer

A large cow or a big nasty bitch.

Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer!

by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006