Patriarchy

A system of rules that translates to "rule by the father" in which men control the political and economic resources of society.

Man- Hey Margret wanna grab a drink after work?
Margret- sorry I don't have enough to pay for drinks tonight
Man- What do you mean???? We just got paid
Margret- ya and I only make 77 cents to your pay. Blame the damn patriarchy.
Man- WTF are you talking about ?!?!? Stupid bitch the patriarchy doesn't exist. You just don't want to get a fucking drink with me cunt

Later Margaret is found dead in her car. Police suspect it to be caused by a random lion who got out of the local zoo because they don't want to blame the real killer

by Actuallyeducated September 8, 2019

Patriarchy

The social construct of todays society that describes the inequality between men and women.

-Mom, why will i get less paid than my male co-worker will?
-Because of the patriarchy, my dear.

-Mom, why will I be called a slut for having as much sex as a man, whilst the man will be called a king?
-because of the patriarchy, my dear.

by Ponyslayer November 23, 2014

Hairarchy

The ranking of different groups of hair on your body.

According to hairarchy, head hair is the best, ass hair is the grossest, pubic hair is somewhere in-between.

by pdobrinen January 13, 2013

Patriarchy

A system which isn't as bad as people think, the only reason why people think it's bad because feminist kept pedalling hatred towards it because somehow their movement failing is because of Patriarchy,

Thanks to Patriarchy; society, gender roles, and masculinity is born

Lawrence: *gets F on Science* OMG, As a girl, this grade is sooo misogynistic and sexist, must be because of the Patriarchy

by z,,,, February 4, 2021

patriarchy

A society where

- men have a disproportionate share of political, economic, and social power;

- men control all systems of representation (religion, "media," literature, etc.) and use them to depict the world from their point of view and marginalize women;

- there are widely shared cultural beliefs that men are more socially valued and more competent than women at most things (e.g., Michael Conway et al., 1996; David Wagner and Joseph Berger, 1997; John Williams and Deborah Best, 1990; and Susan Fiske et al., 2002);

- women are the primary targets of gender violence and men are the primary perpetrators of gender violence;

etc.

All societies are, and always have been, patriarchies.

Those who are uneducated, miseducated, or "masculinists" = "advocates of male superiority or dominance" (Merriam Webster Dictionary Online) should at least TRY to comprehend this simple truth about the great evil aka patriarchy.

by The Happy Humanist November 22, 2010

patriarchy

Men attempting male domination.

The patriarchy can be blamed for police brutality.

by Liberated May 31, 2015

The Hateriarchy

Unlike the mythical patriarchy an actual strata of Western society. It's goal is to create and foment hatred of every societal norm that isn't in lockstep with radical left ideology.

Arizona passed a law outlawing 200lb males pretending to be female wrestling little girls. The Hateriarchy is already filing injunctions.

by Dakawn Vick March 5, 2020