Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper

The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!

I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

Full-hander

Less offensive slang for a retard, such as one who pets cats with their full hand, usually aggressively.

"Zach stuck his finger in the garbage disposal, what a full-hander!"

by PlutoDubs December 4, 2020

Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.

Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.

by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016

Hander

A person who holds a ‘3’ sign with their hand when a player attempts a three pointer in a basketball game.

Duncan was having a fun time time at the Grizzlies game until he got blocked by a hander.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 15, 2022

One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021