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handana

A bandana that is worn around the wrist.
John wore his handana
by halcyoN September 18, 2004
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Handcurling

1. To cup ones hand under the anus whilst excreting waste matter to make a shape, sculpture, tool, dildo, etc.
2. The act of curling your hand under someone else's anus to collect their waste matter for the use of the user's own discretion.
3. Using your hand to curl pubic hair.
John: I need to go to the bathroom.
David: Let me come with you, I need to hand curl some new insulation.

Lisa: Oh my, what are you doing with your pubic hair!
Patricia: I'm handcurling, leave me alone!
by Osiris Squad August 6, 2008
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Las Vegas Handcar

A type of threesome in which there are two females and one male. The male has a strap on strapped to his ass; the women are positioned bent over in front and behind him. The male will thrust both forwards and backwards to penetrate both partners at the same time, thus representing a handcar.
"Hey Dave remember those two girls I took up to my room last right? We did a Las Vegas Handcar! Thank god one of them had a strap on with her!"
by Isabella n' Cammy April 17, 2015
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handcuffs

A tool cops use to handcuff criminal or a sex tool where the partner is handcuffed down for the other partners pleasure!!!
chris and marena and the other aggressive angie and tonie
by unkown November 17, 2002
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dutch-handcuffs

the art of double fisting a woman, a fist in each hole. thusly resembling human handcuffs.

originated in holland
el gringos mum is a dutch handcuff
by banjo November 5, 2004
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deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...
by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009
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Hairy Handcuff

The act of fisting an extremely hairy asshole to the point that said fist gets tangled by his massive ass hair.
Reggie's ass was so Sasquatch, when I fisted him last night, he put me in a Hairy Handcuff...
by RacerX03 November 5, 2014
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