Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

Throbbing hampster

When your cock gets stuck a Jewish Asshole

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster

by Moist robert December 5, 2016

hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.

The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!

by antellect April 9, 2013

Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster

Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.

by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx October 21, 2008

Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof

The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster

by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024

Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023