the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.
by diddle bomb September 16, 2008
Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?
by GinAniG July 15, 2021
A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
by Iceman18 August 11, 2019
Two men start by standing on each side of a woman. The woman sits up on their erections putting two in each hole. The men slowly rock back and fourth mimicking a hammock.
Did you see the video of the four dudes that put that chick in a man hammock?
She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!
She sat up on all of the guys dicks and created a man hammock!
by ifreezer November 06, 2010
A street legal 'monster truck' that never actually sees work or dirt. Inspires the question 'how did he climb into that?'. Virtually always driven by a male (the 'douche'), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). Extra credit for diesels, especially with the 'stacks' coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.
"I can't see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes." (coughing on diesel smoke)
by talltimo October 25, 2011
When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.
Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.
I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 28, 2010