handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

Hadlee

Hadlee is just an amazing girl! She is one that you should really hold on to! Sometimes she is quite moody but the rest of her makes up for it. She is funny and BEAUTIFUL! Most of the boys have a huge crush on her. Sad thing is.. she usually has her eyes set on a certain guy... She falls in love easily. Don't mess with her because she is tough and she has A LOT of friends who would back her up. She gets along with most everyone and is not prep. She is also very into sports. She can play any sport she wants!

Is her name Hadlee, because she seems SO perfect!

by iloveyou1428 May 30, 2011

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Hadley

A lovely gal who is so lost she can't even find herself. It doesn't matter to her though. She is so selfless all she wants is to help others who are lost. She beats herself up when she can't meet these impossible standards she gives herself. She is always tired and must have cuddles at all times. A total wild card but your favorite person.

Hadley makes me the happiest person ever!

by yuck.i December 18, 2017

Witch handle

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.

Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?

by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016

The Oh Shit! Handle

Designed for the passenger of the vehicle, just before a car accident issues they yell oh Shit! and grab for the handle above the passenger seat door, If the car doesn't have a oh shit! handle the passenger is screwed.

Oh Shit! <grabs The Oh Shit! Handle>

by Certamon May 5, 2009

Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

by ssqwad December 29, 2014