hakmon

A bad hacker/cracker who thinks he is better than everyone

Hakmon with hearts kaf

by Lil vegas December 30, 2018

Haakon

Haakon is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.

hot pleasing norse booty dick Haakon

by xxgodmasterpussy69 September 6, 2019

Hasko

Someone that doesn’t mind getting smacked around a few times while playing virtual reality. Not only the best VR journalist, but one of the coolest people you’ll never meet because she’s secretly an evil Ai like the dude from the new Space Jam movie.

#Hasko For VR President 2022

by Joltierre August 4, 2021

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

cho hakkai

n. L33t jeep driving, ki shooting bishounen in the anime series Gensomaden SaiYuki. Originally a pig in the Chinese legend of "Xi You Ji". Hakkai is known for his tendency to smile every five seconds, and for the fact that he turned into a youkai by "bathing in the blood of a thousand youkai."

She reminded me of Hakkai by the way she smiled.

by Naki-Chan August 22, 2004

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007