God's Graffiti

A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.

"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"

"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"

by Yo!Marie! March 3, 2012

graff hoe

A female who tends to date well known graffiti writers.

Damn, Mia is the biggest Graff Hoe in NYC! first Dexa, then Jt, then Goal and just about every single one of Goals friends while he had her wifed out!!

by I_JOCK_GRAFF October 16, 2011

Giraffy

Super awesome guy that would go extra mile for you. He's very loving, a friendly guy that will always be there for you no matter what.

Girl1 : I have a terrible headache right now.
Giraffy : Awh, that's okay. Feel better after I give you this cookie!

by rainlybabi July 6, 2009

Giraffe horn

A poorly concealed boner under the pants

"Aren't you going to stand up for the national anthem?"

"I would, but I've got a raging giraffe horn right now"

by Jeremy5464 August 25, 2017

Giraffe Potty

Giraffe Potty is dank

Giraffe Potty

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 21, 2018

Elongated Giraffe

When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006