Guck

(g-ew-ck) A wonderful replacement for any obscenity you can imagine. Really a toolbox of a word!

I've got to take a massive guck!
That son of a guck stole my gucking sandwich!
Don't guck me off right now!
I drove the whole to see that mothergucker!
You can shove that up your guckhole!

by master gucker November 18, 2021

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Gucking

When you are shoving a goose head up your anus and you accidentally cough

So I was playing with a goose at a park and I was gucking really loud!

by Ihavenolife76 February 19, 2022

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To have sex or intercourse with a goat (specifically Goat Guy).

- My name is Havan and I want to guck Felix.

- My name is Havan and I love gucking with Goat Guy.

by thicx December 11, 2024

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Gucking is the action of moving your index and middle finger in a bicycle-like motion inside of your rectum, peddling your fingers to remove excrement when constipated, this action is typically used by persons named Miguel

“Miguel got caught Gucking in the bathroom by his grandma”

by Guck Messiah November 14, 2025

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