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The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
by SINJim February 4, 2021
Get the Cap'n Crunching mug.The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.
Guy: Man, what happened last night?
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!
Guy: Hell yeah!!!
by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005
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Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
Get the Clam Crunching mug.v: When someone smokes more than the necessary amount of green cannabis. I.E. Burning all of the top of a bowl completely black.
by Brother Anansi March 20, 2008
Get the Grinching mug.When a girl kneels on a couch or bed or something of the sort, and hangs her ass over the edge. You, the one who is runching, sit with your back to the bedframe or couch and your ass on the floor, and proceed to serve up some cunnilingus from below.
Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
Lots of fun, and a little easier than when they just sit on your face. Plus, this way she can totally control the level of pressure you put on her clit and gives you lots of access to everything underneath. A little tasty treat.
by Zenhachirou May 13, 2005
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