Grinch Job

The sensual act of recieving a handjob with a grinch glove. Typically popular around the holiday season. The act is generally followed by a meal of roast beast.

I stole christmas AND got a grinch job!

by Scrogchurch December 6, 2010

gronch

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

by keystoned April 15, 2009

grinch laugh

A loud cackle resembling a motorcycle starting or the grinch laughing at the mayor seen in videos online.

Dang, she’s got such a grinch laugh I try not to tell jokes.

by Sirsnazzee22 June 29, 2018

Grinch

The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS YOU HAVE ABOUT ANYTHING GRINCHLY OR HATING CHIRTSMAS RELATED AT: [e-mail]

- Grinch Harper

"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"

by grinchlover December 3, 2018

Gunch

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

by Lou February 23, 2005

grinchfinger

An extremely long and particularly impressive bud of marijuana, referencing the green fuzzy quality of Dr. Suess' "The Grinch".

"When it was time to load the bong, he broke out that grinchfinger."

"Man, that plant was so beautiful, it had grinchfingers sprouting all over the place."

"Did you see that grinchfinger in High Times last month; sweet."

by Tim Coxmann, Halston Brownface January 9, 2008

Gunch

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

by Lou June 23, 2004