secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009

Bust A Grumpy

Passing a large usually unwilling stool that is rocky hard and very large.

Joban: I gots to go bust a grumpy before i shit my pants.

Jovan: Make sure you dont miss the bowl again.

by A little hack magic July 8, 2010

Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

by Brny September 9, 2008

upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.

James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.

by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009

Twist a Grumpy

To fart. (See also "floating an air biscuit" and "toot")

Everybody clears out when they hear Mr. Gutke twist a grumpy! They fear his Farticules.

by Dr Toots June 9, 2011

Puff the Grumpy Ass Dragon

This syndrome occurs when a man and woman are married and they get too complacent with the woman giving the man a blow job every day. The husband gets lazy and tries to get away with letting out a small silent puff of fart gas either just before or during the blowjob with his wife's face down there working it. The wife recognizes the stench right away and angrily calls a halt to the job, leaving the whole situation in limbo and the man to take care of the job himself. Sometimes this is done intentionally by the husband when his wife is doing a shitty job and he would rather go jack off to porn. Hurt feelings and broken marriages often arise out of this ugly situation.

This technique was nurtured in the Cleveland, Ohio area due to the long winters and its large number of depressed frumpy wifes.

Man, that blue cheese from those wings caused me to puff the grumpy ass dragon and wrecked the fun last night. I had to fly solo.

by Aaron Sad June 10, 2008