Scratch and Grounder

1. Two antagonists from the 1993 cartoon Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The pair, Scratch: a robotic chicken with the most grating laugh, and Grounder: a talking green tank/ drill-thing with a billion accesories, a real dumbass. These dumbfucks were Robotniks Henchmen, and often failed and easly tricked.

2. A pair of assholes that never go away. Usually, one is a jock,and the other is short and fat. Also tend to be pissed off retards.

1. Scratch: who says chickens aren't smart? I just outfoxed a fox!

2. Grounder: i have more accessories!

3. man1:Look, it's Scratch and Grounder!
. man2: dicks

by pinasbop October 9, 2009

grounder pounder

1. noun, octavia blake
2. noun, someone who has sex with the grounders from the 100.

octavia blake is a grounder pounder

by grounder pounder April 19, 2018

Grunded

A way of misspelling grounded to make fun of gofags that make grounded videos

Grunded videos in a nutshell:

OOOOOOOOOOOOO CAILLOU YOU ARE SOOOOOO GRUNDED GRUNDED GRUNDED GRUNDED FOR 4858910203035957261637 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

by Uolliac November 30, 2020

Eating a Grounder

While giving a rimjob, a girl sharts (shits and farts) while you mouth is open, but you keep going

I went down on my girl, but she had taco bell earlier and I ended up eating a grounder.

by ST,PE,MB December 15, 2008

Eating a grounder

A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.

“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounder” last night. Now it’s fantastic."

by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008

Grounder

1. A hit that travels along the ground (baseball). 2. A person who dislike traveling by air and sea and stick to the ground based transportation. 3. A realistic person.

1. Andiz hit a grounder again. 2. He's not into airplane and ship, he is a grounder, he only uses ground based transportation like train, bus etc. 3. I'm not a dreamer nor a loser, I'm a grounder and I stick to the ground (fact).

by Andiz Grounder October 30, 2011

GroundDog Day

=coined by Abby Lindsay to describe the repeating mental state of dogs when their owners return home, at which time they have forgotten that everything that happened today, happened just as it did yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, etc.

GroundDog Day

As in--

"Daddy, what is GroundDog Day?"

"Daddy, Daddy, you're home. I can't believe you came home. I didn't think you'd ever come home.

You've never left me alone for this long before. Daddy, Daddy. I love you soooo much…."

whimper, whimper, doggie kiss, doggie kiss, tail wag, tail wag, hip swagger, hip swagger

"Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Scoobie Snack? Huh, huh.?

"Daddy, you wouldn't believe what Kelly Ripa was wearing today…you really shouldn't have gone to work…what is work anyway, Daddy?

Daddy, can I have some wet food tonight Daddy…what are you eating?…can I go out and play?

When am I going to get a baby brother or sister…how come all the other dogs are walking their Mommies and Daddies by and not me…

Daddy, I saw them pee on my yard….

Daddy, can I sleep on your bed when you're gone…jk Daddy…

Daddy, I can't believe you came home for me….

scratch, scratch, lick, scratch

by miunger April 26, 2013