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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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Oscar the Grouch

When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.
by Murmage April 7, 2020
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Oscar the grouch

Put a padlock and camera on LCBO dumpster, and keep Oscar the Grouch out.
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Oscar the Grouch don

He loves his trash, although this may not longer be gender defined in its new usage.

See also; restitution mafia, informant
by Modern Women January 4, 2026
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de gruchy

a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
by dannyd35 April 29, 2012
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Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
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Groch

A skinny white Indian kid who's smile represents such of a monkey, A Groch also tends to get extremely angry over very insignificant things such as dying in Fortnite when Molo kills him and when he lose 10 nil to Charlie and Joel in a box fight (because he's trash).
Example of groch in a sentence:

Barry Scott: "Wow he is such a groch,"
Jim Smithel: "yeah i would never want to be a groch!"
by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020
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