Groing

The sound that a boner makes.

"i was about to go down on him when i heard a groing."

"the entire class heard me groing during the middle of the presentation on chlamydia. It was SO embarrassing!"

by altapurplewrench August 12, 2009

groin-hit

The highest form of television comedy. Often times executed by a football or a swift kick. Always followed by hysterical laughter.

That was by far the best groin-hit of all time.

by barneyonfire February 19, 2006

Groin Spasm

An uncontrolable vibration or spasm of the groin forcing you to "spasm" your way towards the closest groin near you.A groin spasm is very highly contagious, and pain behind the testicles is sometimes felt. Whenever you see someone having a groin spasm, RUN. Groin spasms can be great sexual aids.

"Omg GET AWAY, thats guys having a GROIN SPASM!"

by Groinas Pubess October 22, 2006

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

Groinaloin

The plural of groin

“OMG LOOK AT THE WILD GROINALOIN!”

by Chiken August 29, 2018

Groinery

A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.

God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery

by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020