Describes someone as fat and dirty.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
This word originated from the word gristle as in the connective fatty tissue in meat.
by DeathKitty170 May 12, 2025
Get the Gristlemug. The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.
You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.
by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022
Get the The Gristle Jardomug.