Griftitute

A prostitute who makes you pay way more money than he or she is worth.

Person A: Man, this callgirl made me pay $2200 and then gave me the clap.
Person B: What a griftitute

by lasseddrescher November 22, 2016

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019

Gratituding

When you a writing I’m your gratitude journal!!!! Or you are just thinking about what you are grateful for.

I am going to do some gratituding in my gratitude journal.

I was just sitting and gratituding today in my head thinking of what I’m grateful for

by Solle Sister Paige March 26, 2021

Gratituding

Verb
The action of writing in your gratitude journal.

Thinking to yourself of what to be grateful for

I going to be Gratituding in my journal for a bit!!!!

I love gratituding in my gratitude journal

by Solle Sister Paige March 29, 2021

graditude

Appreciative feelings towards either (1) someone who recently got his high school diploma, or (2) one or more individuals who helped you to complete high school with passing marks.

I was home-schooled during my teenage learning-years, so graditude was not something I ever experienced personally. That's perfectly fine with me, though; I never was able to cope in public school, anyway.

by QuacksO September 26, 2022

Gravitutional

A person who believes that they can just simply deny the physics of gravity.

Jack (example) " Aye bro, you aint gravitutional,"

by TheSexMaster0087 January 3, 2024

grasitate

1. when you make a mistake in saying or typing something

2. when you accidentally make up a new word

1. I was trying to say 'implement,' but somehow I grasitated and said 'implenticate' instead.

2. She looked at me blankly after I suggested we 'zorbinate' the task, as if it were a perfectly reasonable thing to say.

by Alwodevgo November 22, 2024