grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Gripping

What sexy women do to wood grain or dominic black dick

Nothing like gripping dominics hard dick right before he shoots a fuckin load

by Bend over and take it raw February 17, 2021

Buffalo Grappling Hook

When you cum on your hand and yougrab someone by the throat violently or push your hand onto another's face

when a bitch is disrespectful give her the ol' buffalo grappling hook to show that hoe some respect!

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

gapping

when a women with a realy tight vigina has sex with eather a large dildo or with a man with a large penis and after the first layer of lips on the vigina start to close and you still see a gap in between the lips is called gapping

after ashleigh masterbated with a bowling pin she was gapping for three days

by tuckster22 September 8, 2010

grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.

Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11

by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

Grapsing

releasing the bond between the ball-sack and the inner thigh with the hand in a grappling movement. The grapser can choose whether to keep the movement discreet, or do it in full view of all the people around him.

-Kris, not now please!
-It's ok man, i was jus grapsing.

by sk8rdude April 28, 2004

Gripping the ball so hard

A phrase used to express anger at a situation that caused immense angst.

"Yo I was gripping the ball so hard when I found out my girlfriend peed on my toothbrush."

by D-Wreck vs Me August 20, 2013