Taco Joe Graphics

Graphics that resemble the 8-bit graphics used on the video Game Taco Joe.

"That website really sucks, it totally has Taco Joe graphics"

by Taco Joe Dos February 2, 2009

Graphics King

A video game which has the most impressive, extraordinary, or advanced technical graphics. The Graphics King does not needs to appeal to the personal artistic tastes of a majority, it's a purely tech-driven position.

The question "what game is the graphics king?" is similar to "what's the fastest car?", not "what's the best car?". The second question involves too many variables not related to the speed of a car.

Graphics King =/= Art Direction King

- Crysis is the Graphics King.
- I find Super Meat Boy artistically pleasing. It's the most beautiful game I've ever played, but it's not the Graphics King.
- Crysis 2 on console is the console graphics king, but it's not the Graphics King. Crysis 1 with mods is superior.

by Rinthel December 7, 2011

potato graphics

Shitty graphics.

This game has a potato graphics.

by ᑞᔹᒼᕉᒔᒓᓟᑠ October 30, 2017

turbo graphics 16

A term for when a person or product is outcompeted, marginalized or eradicated by an inferior competitor or opponent through bad luck, conspiracy, the ignorance of man or the cruel indifference of Marduk, the Babylonian God of harbors and mischief.

father: "fuck, first caldor goes the way of the turbo graphics 16 and now i have to buy my zoobas at target?"

son: "is that why you beat the shit out of me and mommy?"

by dusty ocean December 30, 2004

Graphics Card

A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."

You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.

by Geek_Squad_999 July 24, 2017

graphicy

Used to describe an item that has been produced by a graphic designer

That business card is very graphicy

by tjcdzine June 21, 2010

Graphic draw anxiety

The anxiety you feel when making a math test or doing some kind of mathematical homework and you need to draw a curved line in a graphic, because you are afraid you will fuck up the entire graph.

Teacher: Where are all your lines in the graphs? Why didn`t you do your homework?!
Suzanne: I tried to draw them but got graphic draw anxiety everytime I wanted to start.
Teacher: That`s the best excuse ever!

by Dutch Math Teacher May 4, 2011