granks

A hybrid of "great" and "thanks," commonly used by exceedingly busy people who lack the time to vocalize both words independently of one another.

"I'll get that contact report out to you this afternoon D'Artagnan"

D'Artagnan: "Granks!"

by Penelope Cash February 11, 2009

ganklebanker

A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.

I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.

by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005

gran autismo

when you six retarted kids naruto running down the hall makeing racecar noises

watch out the gran autismos approaching

by Cumnygget August 21, 2019

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

gank line

A line or string that is attached to a tree limb or a location that allows it to hang freely with a treble hook secured at the end containing bait that will attract predators that prey upon your pets and livestock.

I wasn't sure what was killing my chickens, so I put out some gank lines and snagged a coyote.

by xwhite June 9, 2010

Grackle

Grackle: is an arrogant or obnoxious person that's arrogant and bullying & annoying

Don't grackle me

by Bravo326 May 1, 2021

flaf gank

when you are in need of a nifty one but you shit your self

mummy i just done a big flaf gank in my gunts

by gary gumpson May 2, 2018