grappling baby

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.

Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.

by katerader December 17, 2011

gargling balls

Gargle : to hold (a liquid or in this case a solid) in the mouth or throat and agitate with air from the lungs
Balls: Testicales

Gargling Balls: when a person metaphorically gargle (aguh aguh aguh...) the balls of another person with their mouth because he is that person's personal servant or bitch.

Joe goes out of his way to make Bills day, therefore Joe gargles Bills balls.

Eric does what Tim wants, therefore Eric gargles Tim's balls.

by brink February 18, 2005

Gaggling

This is what's happening when a group of stooges is together.

Look at those stooges over there gaggling.

by redcarpetwifey August 11, 2008

cock wrangling

Riding the mighty bull or penis

"sit on my dick, that's right cock wrangling"

by HurricaneCizzy January 26, 2006

goon gargling

The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.

' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'

by goongargler2000 October 19, 2016

Lip Grappling

to engage in the act of lip-on-lip contact (aka making out or kissing) with someone from your prefered gender.

We stared into each other's eyes for what felt like forever until I grew some balls, leaned in, and started lip grappling with her. It was awesome!

by Cobalot April 12, 2017

Grappling Hook

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.

"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"

by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004