A sub-sect of the Potter Verse created by those who have a yen for one Hermione Granger. Or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. Usually those who day dream to excess about "Hermione Granger bra-less on a warm summers day". A nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. Those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.
"I'm thirsty, what you got?" D-Bag One says.
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
by SpicyJew79 July 18, 2011
Get the GOT GRANGER mug.Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
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Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
by 62662 October 18, 2011
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A ugly, small man, fat and dumb as a snail, also called BIG G (Because Grand G)... He smells like OLD cheese and says things such as "C'est vrai que..." or "Shhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhhhhh" (with the smell), Also exprimate his joy by sounds like "Ouuhhe..." or "Uuuhhe..."
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Get the Poonani Granger mug.Hermione Granger is the cleverest witch of her age. She is at the top of her class. Hermione Granger is a fictional character made by J.K Rowling. Hermione is beautiful, kind, and clever. Her best friends are Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. Hermione is married to Ron and they had two children, Rose and Hugo. Hermione is sometimes referred to as "Miss Granger" by the teachers.
Professor Snape - "Miss Granger, don't you just take the delight in being an insufferable KNOW-IT-ALL. 10 points from Gryffindor..."
Ron - "Hermione, you have to be out of your mind!!"
Hermione is played by - Emma Watson
Ron - "Hermione, you have to be out of your mind!!"
Hermione is played by - Emma Watson
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