grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick

Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man

by oneball212 December 02, 2013

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021

A Grandad

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.

Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .

by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023

ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.

You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*

by realBuggy March 18, 2018

Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'

Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!

by #justsayin' May 09, 2014

Grandad (From Boondocks)

It's just like that, innit?

Grandad (From Boondocks) "Tell the truth!? I don't teach my kid's to tell the truth about the gays! I teach them to lie and pretend they don't exist!"

Hym "Oh! I think I'm starting to see a pattern here! That seems to be a thing people do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024

Grandad girl

A girl who is Close to her grandad

She is a gargantuan grandad girls

by 459395 March 11, 2022