gram geek

A weight freak athlete who watches every gram. Applies to cyclists, hikers and mountain climbers who will go to extraordinary lengths (trim the tags off their clothing) to save a gram.

Road-bike makers were catering to "gram geek" racers by shaving off every extra paper clip's worth of weight from their high-end cycles.

by PDXJeff November 25, 2007

one for the gram

if you take a fire pic and send it to your friends (if you have any) and they tell you to post it.

trippynikki: gUyz do you like my pic?
sevensuperqueens: yes darling that's one for the gram.

by yourmomsis November 04, 2018

Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 02, 2019

Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

by GemJJ November 11, 2014

gram bag

A small bag for holding marijuana. It also has bitchin designs on it.

mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!

derek: fuck you and get baked

by Miklus April 07, 2006

Jizz-A-Gram

The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.

David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol

by King Jiggz May 10, 2009

I-Gram

A short word referring to instagram
It is often used by trappers

ME:Seen my I-Gram page?
MY DAWG:Sure....how can i miss that

by KLUIVERTKAYJAY July 31, 2019