Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid

“Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”

by Iamgoonman September 13, 2022

gourning

Gang cow meanign

Good gourning

by Psneu September 29, 2022

Classic Goringe

A classic example of someone who thinks they're well ard and are willing to prove it.

A classic Goringe isn't scared to aggressively scrap young children if they're in the way, putting them in hospital or crying back to their mum's, he doesn't give a shit; his predation on kids is wide known by the community and emergency services

Person 1: Mate my little brother just came home with a cracked skull

Person 2: I bet it was that classic Goringe who's always lurking outside the Primary School. What a Cunt.

by imapoosey October 13, 2021

Dirty Gorringe

A "Dirty Gorringe" is the action of inappropriately touching a member of workforce within a company. Most often, this will be a company you are merely visiting as opposed to a company you actually work for, thus getting away with it more frequently.

"Hey, you ok Jim?"
"Nah mate I'm a bit shaken...I just got Dirty Gorringed on the ass while laminating"

by Hedgehog Dave 2 August 8, 2022

prestige gooning

gooning so hard that you reset and prestige, or, gooning with elite concentration and discipline

Garvey: Where’s Marvey?

Greer: He’s prestige gooning in his goon chamber.

Garvey: Wow, he must goon so hard.

by tomatoBhutan April 26, 2023

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019