Goldi-Wan Kenobi

Our lord and saviour, the real chosen one.

Man, Goldi-Wan Kenobi is such a great lord to praise

by The Hobbit of the Falcon's June 7, 2021

Goldie boy

Has deep pockets and enjoys being on his knees under the EA boardroom table

Goldie boy: please let me suck you off so that I can get free primes... I will let you finish on my man boobs

by Not geraintcymru honestly June 24, 2021

Goldie

Literally the most unoriginal name you could give a goldfish. Take five seconds out of your time to name your fish memefish or something idk

Jeff: Hey do you have any pets?
Other Jeff: Yeah, I do!
Jeff: Oh cool! What kind?
Other Jeff: A goldfish!
Jeff: Wow, what's your goldfish's name?
Other Jeff: Goldie.
Jeff: ...
Other Jeff: ...
Jeff: ...how original.

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020

Goldie

Southern Irish slang for dumb blond.

"Sure he's goin out with another Goldie" "He does have a type"

by Irish pracker June 3, 2020

Goldie

Putting a gold star on someone's forehead after an outstanding blowjob.

Guy 1: How am I supposed to thank my date after a good blowjob?
Guy 2: Try a goldie!

by vndz9979 September 7, 2020

Goldy gay

My cousin has wet dreams of Donald Trumps hair in his mouth

He had Goldy Gay dreams

by Ap2198m January 28, 2019

Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

by Popemedic December 15, 2021