Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019

Goff

Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.

Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.

by flexydevil April 28, 2023

Goff

The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement

That girl really Goff'd my dick.

by Earlyfordinner1 August 26, 2022

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022

Goff in the Chat.

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

Pulling a goff

When you make a traffic stop but are up next for a call to fuck over your coworkers

Wow im getting fucked with an assault even though im not up for a call. 181 is really pulling a goff.

by The guy thats behind you July 12, 2025

Holy Goff

Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens

Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa

Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit

Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)

Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?

Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff

by ANAL Bible thumping June 27, 2023