Goff

To utterly collapse in the face of pressure. To fail to live up to even pedestrian expectations.

I goffed up that interview so bad. They asked such softball questions too.

by JordAx February 4, 2019

Justin Goff

The cum that clogs the shower drains in college dorms.

Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.

by Biggie Big Big January 7, 2020

Goff

My teacher Mr. Goff

“Hey, who’s your teach”
“ I have Goff”

by 💪💪💪 November 18, 2022

Goff

To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation

Ryan: "so how's your day?"

John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."

by Almosttacky December 6, 2013

Goff

Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.

Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.

by flexydevil April 28, 2023

Seth Goff

Being a fat lard piece of shit

Your being a Seth Goff you nigger

by stevenisalegend7 April 30, 2025

GOFF

GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".

Friend_1: "So do you usually go out to party? Or..."
Friend_2: "Nope, I only GOFF!"

by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021