by the_anonymous_one April 15, 2007
Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
by Tazzahbee November 26, 2007
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
by Rap Scholar March 29, 2005
A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."
Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
by Dracoe January 30, 2012
by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005