GORP

A PERSON THAT SITS IN A BATHTUB FULL OF WATER,FARTS, THEN BITES THE BUBBLES.

JOE WANTED TO GET A BUZZ SO BAD THAT HE DECIDED TO GORP

by MANNIEMOEMOE December 11, 2018

Gorpo

Someone who gets pleasure from smelling farts, whether their own or other people's.

1.) Brittney: "whoa that guy just got a boner after I farted!"

Ashley: "what a fuckin gorpo"

2.) Scott: "shit dude my farts smell so good"

Chad: "what the fuck man you're a gorpo"

by JimJamesJimothy October 31, 2017

Glorpulon

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

gorpcore

inspired by the expression good ol' raisins and peanuts, gorpcore represents outdoorsy/hiking/mountain wear. Brands such as NorthFace and Patagonia represent gorpcore.

Drake: Yo what the heck are u wearing
Obama: Im just wearing some gorpcore
Drake: Gorpcore?
Obama: Gorpcore is mountain or skiing stuff.
Drake: Oh thanks obama by the way whats ur last name
Obama: ...

by skimaskthepumpgod January 30, 2022

glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003

Glorp

Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.

Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?

by ohpleaseletthiswork August 19, 2017

Gorp

a healthy snack mixture of nuts and dried fruit

I made some gorp today with raisins, cranberries, apricots, papaya, coconut, pineapple, and roasted almonds. Man, it was delicious. I know; I'm such a food douche!

by Alpha Dawg August 26, 2009