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Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana
by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021
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sports glad

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?
by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010
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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Am Glad Of You<.7.9.7.6.>
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glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.
Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.
by papa k dub February 20, 2009
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glad handy

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)
by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017
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Glad-ness

Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore
Wow, a mutual glad-ness???
by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023
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Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
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