ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

ghoster coaster

While dating, when one person seems to be ghosting the other but then miraculously reappears once again after the other has come to terms with being the ghostee and is already over it. They often make a routine of it, thus causing an up and down roller coaster effect.

Friend #1: girrrl did you ever hear from that dude again after he ghosted you?
Friend #2: ya! He sent me a message asking how I’m doing. I’m not gonna reply. I ain’t out here to ride the ghoster coaster.

by Ellebb July 29, 2019

Ghost Skins

A term used by White Supremacists to describe people who avoid overt displays of White Supremacist and anti-semitic beliefs to blend into society, often with the intent infiltrate law enforcement agencies and other institutions of power so they can covertly advance White Supremacist causes.

This term was reported on in a 2006 FBI report on White Supremacist infiltration of law enforcement in the US.

See also Crypto-Fascism

Two officers were fired in Williamson County, Texas after they were discovered to be Ghost Skins. Officers David Gay and Greg Palm were fired after it was discovered that they were members of the Klu Klux Klan who had worked their way up the chain of command in their departments. They were only found out to be members of the KKK after they were reported by another officer for asking him to join the hate-group.

by descriptgeist June 17, 2020

Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.

Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.

by droe1021 September 5, 2020

Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

by Demontooth November 15, 2022

The Friendly Ghost

When having intercourse, putting a white sheet over your entire body, including your head, with a whole cut out for your genitals.

I tried to give her The Friendly Ghost last night, but she got really creeped out and left.

by CasperTheFriendlyGhost1 March 26, 2009