gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

by arsenalsucks September 5, 2011

Gooner

A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.

I hate those Gooner scum.

by Dave Blyth August 4, 2005

Ghonarific

Anything both sweet and vile at once.

That piercing is ghonarific

by Pat Mulvaney February 25, 2003

gonersurphilitus

when someone rubs their balls across your eye during t-bag position & infects your eye

ah bro you gave me gonersurphilitus from last night ..

by Dylnator January 14, 2018

goonergay

A person who often likes men and acts wierd with his male friends

Goonergay goonergay goonergay goonergay

by anonymous November 5, 2020

top gooner

A delusion arsenal fan that believes the club's lies, and abuses anybody who doesn't

Top gooners, believe the lies

by KITIKATANA March 9, 2023

gooner

A midget or dwarf who is mentally retarded

Dude, Jon or Josh did you guys see that gooner running down the street?

by Kris Lev October 9, 2006