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gauge queen 

One who only stretches their body piercings to "extreme" sizes to be considered cool and a rebel.
Yeah, real rebellious when everyone and their mother now has 1/2" ears and size 0 labrets or 2g septum.

Sometime people have have been modded (pierced, tattooed, branded, scalpelled, etc.) a long time joke around about being a gauge queen.
Oh my gosh! Look at those silly emo nerds over there! They are all under 20 and SUPER gauge queens HAHAHA!!!
It'll be really funny next year when they grow out of emo and are stuck with huge holes because they didn't take care of them & stretched 'em to fast!!!!
gauge queen by Krissi Sixx March 20, 2007
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Gauge Fucking 

Gauge Fucking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you fuck the shit out of her ears threw the hole.
Ron: Did you hear what happend to Sally last night?

Don: No, what happened?

Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!

Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.
Gauge Fucking by Afroguy45 November 16, 2011

Gauge Queen 

Noun- A person who is either obsessed with stretching their piercings, or with showing off their stretched holes.
More new plugs?! You are such a Gauge Queen!
Gauge Queen by 9648 February 10, 2013

gauge fuck 

1. When gay men gauge their penis and have sexual intercourse through the gauged hole because no vagina is available.

2. When your getting crunk and your girlfriend has gauged ears and because your drunk and confused you insert your penis in her ear.
1. "hey lets gauge fuck tonight!"

2. "oh my gosh! i got gauged fucked last night at that crazy party!"
gauge fuck by fifteen_pink_frogs December 27, 2007

Gauge Job 

When you have intercourse through someones hole left from a gauge.
My boyfriend gave me a gauge job yesterday now i'm a 00.
Gauge Job by Gauge Lover August 18, 2011

gauge locking 

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.
Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.
gauge locking by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

gauge herrera 

A sexy man with a large penis.
I love Gauge Herrera's size!
gauge herrera by utxjrycfhmb March 1, 2017