Garretting

To Garrett, Expressing one's inner Garrett.

Woah, that striped shirt is so Garrettcore! You really are Garretting today ;)

by Broccoliwagon October 18, 2023

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Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

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Garretting

When you integrate Chipotle into your sexual activities in a diverse and explicit fashion.

"Jerrod shoved some pinto beans into Brandyn's dirt star and he farted them into his mouth because the two of them like Garretting.

by BluestFalcon October 21, 2025

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A severely schizophrenic midget

Did you knows that one of my friends is called Garret!

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024

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Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

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