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Garrett county Maryland

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
by lolihate you August 7, 2018
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Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".
"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."
by Belchtwat March 27, 2019
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Gareth

Gareth refers to a person with a large penis. Someone who knows how to satisfy a woman both in the bed and in life.
"Hey Debs, how was that date last night?"

"It was great, he made me cum several times and even made me a cuppa in the morning. I've never been so satisfied. He is so hung. That Gareth is a keeper"

"Wow, I gotta go get me a Gareth"
by Debs.0 February 3, 2010
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Garrett

Garrett didn't like it, but he didn't not like it.
by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019
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Garret

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.
Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)
by TKAMB March 22, 2009
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Garret

please garret me
by GayAsshole85463 February 24, 2017
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Garrett

Garrett is the sweetest most understanding human being. he loves deeply and try’s his hardest in everything he does. he doesn’t settle for half ass if he starts it he finishes it. he has his mind on his future and his heart on his dream girl. he lives in the moment seeking the happiest days. not many would expect Garrett to be such a freak but he’s crazy under the sheets. his tongue has a mind of its own that pleases you like no other. he’s the perfect one for me. he’s the perfect one for anyone who wants someone who is loving and strong and understanding and respectful and responsible and attractive and happy and sweet and so many more he’s just what any girl would want.
i love garrett but he doesn’t know it yet
by Your dream gal May 5, 2019
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