dirty garnet

going to the strippers and seeing your friends mom working there. then she takes off your belt uses it s a dog collar and rides you around the stage.

man did you here about last night at the strippers , i'm such a dirty garnet!

by steve jobbs September 22, 2008

kevin garnett

Noun.

1. A huge choker.
3. A self-proclaimed "underpaid" 30-million earner.

1. Webber missed two freethrows with 0.5 second left... He is a Kevin garnett!
2. The receptionist in my company is paid $100000 annually and she asks for a pay rise! She is a Kevin Garnett!

by Chris G. Parker September 16, 2006

Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest women to ever walk this planet.

A: Hey dude thats the hottest woman ive ever seen!
B: I know thats Jennifer Garner.

by Arpi November 7, 2004

bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.

John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.

by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009

Filthy Garnes

A Filthy Garnes is frowned upon my much of America (unless you live in a southern state). It is when one has sexual relations with his/her cousin.

Dude, I heard that Aaron pulled a Filthy Garnes at his family reunion last weekend. Gross right?

by Lucious March 25, 2005

Garnia

Garnia is the place you want to be all of the time with unlimited amounts of fun, booze and drugs. The place you should leave but, don't want to. It is an escape from life when life isn't enough!

I'm going to Garnia.

by peaches323 February 1, 2008

garnerism

To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."

by The romancer March 3, 2014