by dopeunicorn420 June 7, 2014

her name is Islay-gail
by tiaraandmitchellforver February 20, 2025

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023

A tough, strong and powerfull 10 year Morris Illinois walmart associate, thank you for your service gail lewis
by Femboylover69 November 22, 2023

Gail is the hottest bitch on this planet. No argument needed. She is one of the only perfect human beings god created, she is gorgeous, smart, hot, and she has the body of a vs angel. If an agent were to see her, she would be drafted as a vs angel so quickly without any audition too. If you were to date a Gail, you have won life.
by TheAllKnowingWizz November 22, 2023

A very friendly girl with a strong personality and has a great sense of humor. Loves to dance and sing. She is passionate and has a dream. She is the type of friend that is ready to fight for you and a friend with shoulder to lean on that gives you advices.
by richee2314 November 23, 2021
