A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!
and that's how you save the night!
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!
and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 2, 2008
Get the funking mug.*Hic* What's that noise? Oh god, I think Jerry's fuking all over April in there! I don't wanna check. Just crack the door and throw in a towel. X/
by TomoyoD January 25, 2011
Get the fuking mug.when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose
by LC August 25, 2003
Get the fuming dragon mug.: the act of humiliating oneself by the side of a busy road; one may "flüne" by dancing wildly, singing, flashing, etc. Flüning may be used as a sort of game - whoever earns the most car honks or rude comments wins.
by Flüner August 6, 2009
Get the Flüning mug.Feeling anger but expressing it in a way that is considered funny/entertaining to the people around you.
by mariscanfly June 18, 2014
Get the funngry mug.When you don't expect to have a good time but then are pleasantly surprised with how much fun you actually had.
When you plan for something to be fun or hilarious, but then something unexpected happens that makes it even better.
An accident or mishap that comes with hilarious results.
When you plan for something to be fun or hilarious, but then something unexpected happens that makes it even better.
An accident or mishap that comes with hilarious results.
"My greatest 'funintentional' moment has to be when I poked holes in my older brother's condoms. Instead of ending up with one baby, he now has triplets and I'm the world's greatest uncle!
"I didn't think I'd enjoy going to a musical, but that was the most 'funintentional' night I've had in a long time!"
"Jess is the most 'funintentional' person I know. Just yesterday, she broke her phone in an attempt to prove that hers was more durable than mine!
"I didn't think I'd enjoy going to a musical, but that was the most 'funintentional' night I've had in a long time!"
"Jess is the most 'funintentional' person I know. Just yesterday, she broke her phone in an attempt to prove that hers was more durable than mine!
by Funinstaller April 17, 2015
Get the Funintentional mug.Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.
"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"
by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017
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